You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today. I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions." If you like quotes from TV shows, then read our collection of the Best TV Show quotes and Kung Fu Grasshopper quotes. Mule fritters! Because Frank was always following the rules, this made him an easy target for people like Hawkeye who enjoyed pulling pranks. Jacket, sweater, robe, sweater, sweater, shirt. You can While the line can be seen as funny out of context, it does have a sense of truthfulness in context which makes it memorable. uniform alright. oh-nine hundred hours. by reading you a letter from my mom. "The finale was really about tying everybody together and satisfying the audience who all have their favorite characters. -- Klinger What about all the thousands I can take two and call me in the morning, but I cannot take this sitting down. Terms of Use | I would tease him about being a lone wolf. There were a great many visitors on the set: spectators, press, family, friends, easily a couple of hundred people. -- PA With little help from the "If we don't go crazy once in a while, we'll all go crazy. -- Hawkeye Are you eating breakfast cereal or is that just a bad telephone line? I play with dolls. He changed to psychiatry? -- Charles -- Hawkeye ", 31. in the latrine. Let's saw him in half ), "20th Century Fox said: 'Forget it you're not going anywhere,'" Swit says now. Here's a bulletin from the truce talks at Panmunjon: after -- Radar Makes me proud every time I throw up. "There weren't no survivors," he concludes. I can't do it, I'm not a psychiatrist. the other way around. ", Beautiful sentiments but not sentiments that Swit necessarily agrees with. I am sex itself, I've eaten so much liver, I can only make love if I'm smothered in bacon and onions. I want you to accord Major Houlihan attention and respect according (Meg Foster played Cagney in the first six episodes, and was replaced by Sharon Gless for Season 2 and beyond. "I was like, 'Oh, I can't?' Attention all personnel. Pigeon pellets! and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last "Trapper" got his nickname for using a train toilet to take advantage of his prom date and nobody seems to care that this may have been rape as long as he 'got some'; 'Me Lay' is famous for using his absurdly crass pick-up line, "Me lay, you lay," to acquire a stupendous 'batting average'; the, Season 1's "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet", UsefulNotes/Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Comedy Series. The show has some hilarious exchanges between its characters. Charles: [to a patient in cardiac arrest] Live! -- Frank Mule muffins! "Boy seeing the way you guys work with the wounded, the way you deal with burned up legs, ripped up bellies. Privacy Policy | For much of "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen," Winchester and Houlihan are at odds after she helps him secure his dream job a chief surgeon position at a Boston hospital and he's resentful of her efforts. He didnt tell anyone he was sick. -- Potter in the area will be held today at fourteen hundred hours. can't read fast. New York: Abradale Press, 1988. ", So as a parting gift, Stiers finally gave Swit what she'd been asking for. "Life Time" is told in Real Time, with a clock in the corner of the screen ticking off the minutes as the doctors race to replace a soldier's crushed aorta before he becomes paralyzed. -- PA I've got two kids of my own. inwards is depression. Col. Potter: [about Hawkeye and BJ] "Please excuse these two, they're themselves today. This principle generally held true even when there was no chance an actor (and hence his character) would ever return. And that's exactly what they had him do. "Why don't you sirs act like sirs, sir? Beaver biscuits! There was so much of all of us in our characters: as Houlihan, I was touched by Winchester giving me that book, and as Loretta, I was touched by my friend David doing that for me. Let me remind you the hospital ", 2. Talking to Major Houlihan is the same as talking to me as we are intimate "Frank, do you know what a hero is? We will always aim to give you accurate information at the date of publication - however, information does change, so its important you do your own research, double-check and make the decision that is right for your family. "Do you know that you look just like my father before he died? After we shot the first scene, the one in which Henry gets the good news, the cast and crew, understandably, began to wrap, pulling the plug on the episode and for that matter, the whole season. We hope you love our recommendations for products and services! For once I said "Action" instead of "Cut." -- Hawkeye I'd like a dry martini, Mr. Quoc, a very dry martini. He'll rip the doors off of the mess tent!' Margaret is military, just like Potter. Memorable Quotes from M*A*S*H characters. Major Houlihan, your chest x-rays are ready and they really What in the name of Marco 'BLESSED' Polo -- Potter Horse hockey! M*A*S*H Quotes Total quotes: 41 M*A*S*H The 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital is stuck in the middle of the Korean war. I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!. Now one of the episodes that could be argued as being critical of Americas handling of Vietnam was Preventative Medicine in Season 7 when the 4077th MASH camp is visited by Lieutenant Colonel Lacy whose battalion is infamously known for having a particularly high casualty rate. Swit does have one bone to pick with the series finale, and that has to do with the happy ending that the show's writers came up with for Houlihan. of the charges, they have assigned him to a veterans hospital in Indiana Critics and fans note that the show also did Formula Breaking Episodes very well, by keeping its tone consistent while experimenting with unusual storylines or storytelling techniques. "That woman grew! About your cousin Ernie, he's in the(explosion) Oh! One such example is the quote above said by Hawkeye to Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake, who was the commanding officer during the shows early seasons, which is funny because of its reference to the Twelve Disciples of Jesus who were said to be pure and followed Jesus teachings no matter what. I am the essence of overconfidence! What in the name of Sweet Fanny Adams -- Potter Stars attend the Sundance Film Festival 2023! -- Margaret Eisenhower's coming; he wants everything just so. -- Hawkeye ", 52. "It's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled 'freshly killed'. "I've eaten a river of liver and an ocean of fish! That's great how they can rhyme and be hot at the same time. you are pregnant -- Henry A probable explanation for this change has to do with the fact that these two men are so different with Hawkeye being a constant rule-breaker while Frank is strait-laced by comparison that it leads to comedic gold. -- Radar to Margaret -- Hawkeye, "If you want a drink, sir, -- compliments Henry Blake -- brandy, scotch, vodka. I told you the food here should not be taken internally. We are doctors, not dentists. voice shall be heard from this wilderness and I shall be delivered from -- Hawkeye - Hawkeye Hawkeye you can have a pizza to go, unless of course you go first. We began to shoot the scene. But I didn't say anything because I didn't think they would really care what I had to say. ", Linville left the show at the end of Season 5, replaced by David Ogden Stiers' Charles Emerson Winchester, by which point Margaret's nickname was largely phased out as well. "I'll not only say it, but I'll back it with twenty bucks, how's that? You cant ignore the collection of people that was brought together by [show co-creator] Gene Reynolds, Alda said. A real killer." You just have to kill germs, you don't have to hang around for the I am not so think as you drunk I am. -- Frank -- Radar "Hawkeye Pierce: I see you are a beer drinker, sir. "They became loving friends," she explains. Swit does have one bone to pick with the series finale, and that has to do with the happy ending that the show's writers came up with for Houlihan. 'MASH' Movie Quotes. Attention. -- Henry you're doing the CIA any favors. -- PA The Kidadl Team is made up of people from different walks of life, from different families and backgrounds, each with unique experiences and nuggets of wisdom to share with you. After Gary finished reading his message, there was a hushed silence on the set as B.J. With the So they declare Rosies Bar as its own nation with the motto being Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Hour. Its not only a funny statement in of itself, but it also rings true to those who love a good night of drinking. The man is trying to be dull. "Sex happens to be one of the most important things in life in as much as each one of us is one or the other gender of it once we're born", 7. WebIt's the first time I've seen orange juice labeled "freshly killed". That's where the rifle fella. and wants to get married, but figure 'A' is already married to figure 'C' "But I said, 'You're just gonna have to.'" Besides one of us is in love with Henry, and I think its me! The kind of hole a man can throw himself into with pride. One special camera technique, Boom Up and Over, was new to television at the time; its use in sequences where camp announcements were shown from the "perspective" of the loudspeaker was groundbreaking and memorable. M*A*S*H was first presented as a wacky, slightly edgy sitcom based on Robert Altman's hit movie which was itself an adaptation of Richard Hooker's novel but the series moved away from strictly comedic storylines early in its run (starting with Season 1's "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"), often incorporating dramatic plotlines in conjunction with comedic ones in the same episode. -- Frank A lot of his success can be dated back to his time on M*A*S*H with his fellow co-stars. Alan Alda is without a doubt best known for his star role on M*A*S*H. -- Radar as a camp DJ For twenty-five years, the final episode of the series "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen", which aired on February 28, 1983 held the record for the most-watched single broadcast in U.S. television history, with a 60.2 rating (percent of households watching), a 77 share (percent of households watching, of those watching some program at that time), and a total audience of over 125 million viewers. 1995 - 2023 by Snopes Media Group Inc. The only cast member let in on the secret was Alan Alda, by then clearly the star of the series. Alda goes on to explain the type of man that Rogers was. (In a sequel novel, MASH Mania, he has his version of Hawkeye state how much he enjoys going down to the State University to "kick the shit out of a few liberals".). I've eaten so much fish, I'm ready to grow gills! I love the colone's reaction: "Horse hockey!") -- Frank -- Frank -- Klinger then his sister Little Deucy and her dog Tre started singing "Four Diamonds Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week and will be shown right after supper, which is also a holdover from last week" -- PA, "This food is--disappointing." Until Hello, excuse me. As a result, Hawkeye and Trapper (who are both heavy drinkers) search for any alcohol they can find becoming increasingly crankier in the process. You have to give Winchester a credit. the U.N. forces in Korea. He is bright, educated, and an Santa will be there too; we can only hope he's sober. Attention everybody. Cow cookies -- Potter He would call us! Here are the wittiest Father Mulcahy quotes from 'MASH'. Well, what's the slop du jour? -- PA -- Hawkeye "The blood won't come off" "I have hands David, hands that can make a scalpel sing." Frank, I happen to be an officer only because I foolishly opened an invitation from President -- PA A good anesthesiologist is essential to any important surgical effort. "You'll probably get an Emmy out of this!". WebOne of the most commercially and critically successful series in American television history, M*A*S*H is in the words of its lead character, "Hawkeye" Pierce "finest kind". Like. The setting is the 4077th MASH (short for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital, a type of US Army field hospital first activated in the last month of World War II), located three miles from the front line in Uijeongbu. -- Hawkeye Cow cookies! Alan wrote me a note after the show ended about how wonderful it was to have that opportunity to fulfill Margaret's character and see her grow meaningfully. -- Hawkeye Sign up here for exclusive access to all your favorite celebrities and breaking entertainment news! One minute to Charlie. Authors; By order of Major Frank Burns, lights out -- Hawkeye "This is Frank Burns, one of Mike Farrell co-wrote and directed this Christmas episode which is bittersweet. "You don't want to let go of a joke," she says, with a knowing laugh. 40. They are passionate about turning your everyday moments into memories and bringing you inspiring ideas to have fun with your family. Since there are no casualties again today, This is centered around Christmas. -- Potter Other ways in which M*A*S*H changed how the Sitcom was perceived was by the use (or disuse) of the Laugh Track, commonly imposed by the networks if a studio audience would not be present at an episode's filming. Hawkeye and B.J. six weeks of negotiation, the U.N. and North Korea have agreed that flagpoles (Mike Farrell), Klinger (Jamie Farr), and Col. Potter (Harry Morgan) celebrate the end of the Korean War to this day, the M*A*S*H finale remains the most-watched episode of any scripted series ever. I can do that! Hawkeye, someone came in here and committed a neatness! "You'll have to excuse these two, they are themselves today. (The producers of Dallas famously faced a knotty problem when they killed off Bobby Ewing after actor Patrick Duffy quit the series, then had to find a way to resurrect the character when Duffy rejoined the cast a year later.). is unarmed, and considered to be delicious. Jumpin' jompers! The 85-year-old also happens to be a six-time Emmy Award and Golden Globe Award winner. He was better. "A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores. funny, I know, but just try to imagine that!) While it has a certain level of profoundness, its also funny because of how it turns the concept of being God into a political position. -- Hawkeye to Frank up a lamppost. Let's saw him in half tonight and count his rings." get me wrong, Americans like me like difficult jobs. 1. -- Potter I'm wearing a warner bra. Attention all personnel. -- PA With that said, he occasionally got into conflicts with the camps unruly officers such as in the seventh seasonM*A*S*Hepisode None Like It Hot where a heat wave hits the camp causing everyone to become miserable. It's a class A Dear Mrs. Burns, I regret to inform that your husband has been -- Potter This page was last edited on 10 January 2023, at 21:47. -- PA Swit remembers pitching the idea of Margaret finding new love on a between-seasons conference call. Go ahead, Frank, dull We don't really need Americans like you, And Hawkeye and Houlihan were bonded as well, sharing a mutual admiration for each other as medical professionals and a mutual attraction that they resisted acting upon for years. fish, I'm ready to grow gills! ", Reflecting on the finale now, the actress thinks that bringing Margaret home might have been a move by the show's creators, Larry Gelbert and Gene Reynolds, to lay the groundwork for a Houlihan-led spin-off. -- Hawkeye You're so above average. Attention. -- Frank PA And on the second go, a totally unexpected thing happened. Move itsirs. "She was so much more than a piece of anatomy," the actress says now, adding that she never saw and still hasn't seen Altman's film, though she was good friends with Kellerman up until her death last year. He had cancer.. -- Hawkeye M*A*S*H star Alan Alda once revealed why the death of one of his fellow co-stars turned out to be a surprise.. Favorite Quotes. -- PA Normal people go crazy in this place.. "Ugly color, 40 years out of style, fits like a tent? 5 O'clock Charlie, his airplane, and his astigmatism! "This is Frank Burns, one of our best surgeons. With the Korean War winding down, Margaret spends much of the finale contemplating whether she wants to head to Tokyo or Belgium for her next overseas post. So we were all of the same mind. Testing, testing. She opens the cover and smiles at him, and Swit reveals that smile was prompted by something that Stiers wrote inside. Burns was replaced by Charles Emerson Winchester III (David Ogden Stiers), who not only proved to be an actual asset to the medical staff, but even (eventually) became a nicer guyin his own way. came out beautiful. She's offered her body to science. WebMemorable Quotes from M*A*S*H characters. Freud said that there is a link between anger and wit. -- PA ", Margaret: "Oh, Frank. ", 22. ", Swit says that she didn't get the chance to talk to the writers about her preferred version of her alter ego's future, one that would have sent her to Vietnam. ", 48. ", Frank Burns: "I'm sick of hearing about the wounded. Crock of beans! ", 16. And they said, 'Yeah, we're not gin gonna let you go.' this fetid an festering sewer. hands of figure 'B' because she's got such agreat figure? Following the success of the original M*A*S*H movie in 1970, which intentionally critiqued the Vietnam War under the guise of a situational comedy set in the Korean War, a pilot for the TV show version was made two years later. Attention. "Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happy hour.". "Frank Burns: I can plug an ace of hearts at fifty feet. I don't chew my cabbage twice. I'm giving your hijinks the heave-ho, post-haste! How would you like to donate a pint of blood through your nose? Attention! ", 21. week -- PA favourites! He looks a little like my son, and he dresses a lot like my wife. "Well, you know, Man o' War, after they retired him from racing, they put him out to stud. The only person who I have to be better than is myself. These are the funniest quotes from the 'MASH' movie. Get yours while they last. ", "Alan had written 'Comrades in Arms' for us several seasons before he actually did it, because the creators weren't sure the audience would accept it," Swit continues. Tonight's movie is a holdover from last week we don' need anybody. I think it scratched your brain. Are a Girl's Best Friend," whereupon the whole family beat her to death ", 15. You are toying with me like a cat with a dead moose! (laughs again) Margaret: Seriously, Frank knowing you'd kill me somehow makes my life worthwhile. ", Radar: "My own father didn't have me until he was 63, and the first time we played peek-a-boo together he had a stroke. -- Frank Attention all personnel. When you buy through the links on our site we may earn a commission. WebFunny Mash Quotes Santana Lopez Quotes Roseanne Quotes Alan Alda Quotes Memorable Quotes From Mash Mash 4077 Quotes Alan Alda Mash Quotes Abraham Lincoln Quotes Albert Einstein Quotes Bill Gates Quotes Bob Marley Quotes Bruce Lee Quotes. ", 42. It's Frank's birthday, I wonder how old he is. -- About Eleanor Simon, she did once or I am not screwed up enough. out to meet the kids. In partnership with Warner Bros. Entertainment. "There are different kinds of love, and there was a very strong love between them. I get the feeling I'm speaking in ever-diminishing circles as I disappear ISBN 0-8109-8083-5 (p. 84). where any young man can grow up to be the Queen -- Hawkeye "Maybe you do have the most to lose, but it's only because you've got the most!" Kidadl is independent and to make our service free to you the reader we are supported by advertising. Any mindless baboon can see she isn't here, including me. The show is often cited as TV's first true Dramedy. The next person who's nice to me dies is going to die with boots on. "There's five million shows out there now that are competing, and they can no longer evaluate ratings like they could when we were on. I am going to name my first wife after him. '", The end of Hot Lips coincided with the end of the Burns/Houlihan romance. About your uncle Albert, uh no on drinking, yes due to the flu kindly refrain from kissing anyone unless absolutely necessary. -- Potter -- Radar Don't let him kiss you, Hawkeye. What in the name of beelzibub -- Potter Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, he's somebody who's tired enough and cold enough and hungry enough not to give a damn. didn't have you to sail into. That man is a sex maniac; I don't think Hot Lips satisfied him. 'MASH' is an American comedy sitcom that came out in the year 1972. Rogers was an actor known for playing Captain Trapper John McIntyre on M*A*S*H. It was [sad] and it came as a surprise, Alda tells the interviewer. "Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. Always trust your car to a man who has a star -- Hawkeye Attention all personnel. Larry Gelbart confirmed that account in his own book, Laughing Matters: Although the cast (with the exception of Alan Alda) was in the dark about the episode's resolution until the last minute, it was not "kept a surprise from the cast until the moment when Gary Burghoff's character ran into the operating room to announce the news": [T]here was no precedent for the last episode of our third season, in which the character of Colonel Henry Blake died. It was difficult to keep justifying that relationship. Col. Bidwell: It's a part of life, part of war. We try our very best, but cannot guarantee perfection. So everyone turn Cam. ForwardDrink! to someone who achieved her high rank and sex. I am only paranoid because everyone is against me -- Frank ISBN 0-679-42945-X (pp. "For me, she was off to the next war. Summary: Meanwhile, Winchester fulfills a family Christmas tradition but has trouble maintaining the anonymity required to keep it a truly charitable act. "The way I see it, the army owes us so many coffee breaks, we should get 1954 off. Time and time again. "If you ain't where you are, you're no place." And that record is never going to change: Just ask Loretta Swit, who played the 4077's head nurse, Margaret Houlihan, for the show's 11-year duration. And we're soldiers. And here he is for your wartime pleasure, the one and only, 5 O'Clock Please note that Kidadl is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon. One of the ongoing elements in M*A*S*H was Frank and Major Margaret Houlihans romantic relationship despite the fact that Frank had a wife waiting for him back home in the United States. I dropped out of school to become a doctor. son was divorced -- Potter Hawkeye Pierce: Every chance that I can! ", 10. Although the other M*A*S*H actors did not know while they were filming the rest of "Abyssinia, Henry" that it would ultimately end with Col. Blake's death, they did know what was going to happen before they undertook the episode's final scene. By joining Kidadl you agree to Kidadls Terms of Use and Privacy Policy and consent to receiving marketing communications from Kidadl. a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. It was perfect, that clattering, hollow sound, filling a palpable void in a way that no words could. Authors; Topics; Movie Quotes; TV Show Quotes; QuotesGram. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna take five. "They were writing Margaret as an intelligent, capable nurse and a great leader, but here she was having an affair with a bumbling doctor who had the other doctors had no respect for. The reason for this is that they want to secede from the US Army out of fatigue in relation to the Korean Wars toll on their workload as surgeons. in ten minutes sharp. One of the most commercially and critically successful series in American television history, M*A*S*H is in the words of its lead character, "Hawkeye" Pierce (Alan Alda) "finest kind". Sign up here for exclusive access to all your favorite celebrities into a babbling idiot. "It is better to have loved and lost than - oh give me a drink." A very dry, arrid, He felt he had done everything he could with the character; the new, more serious tone might have been a major contributing factor to that decision, too. ", 30. What good is it to be a Ferrari if you are out of gas? In only 2000 Here are the best Radar O'Reilly quotes from 'MASH'. -- Hawkeye, "Attention all personnel. -- Radar So shocking to the viewing audience was the surprise of a familiar character's dying tragically and unexpectedly that a legend grew out of it one which held that the rest of the M*A*S*H cast themselves did not know what fate was going to befall the Col. 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